Edible candy scabs
Just when you think you've seen everything, along comes this. I saw these on boingboing.net a few weeks ago. Hilarious.
Disgusting, but hilarious.
After all, if you're a candy manufacturer, why create a candy imitation of, say, a Coke bottle, or a button, or bears, or corn, or cigarettes.... when you can recreate a realistic bloody scab?
From the manufacturer:
"Lickable candy scabs that you stick on and eat off. Each pack includes candy scabs and 5 plastic bandages which are stickable just like a real bandage. A plastic compartment on the bandage opens to reveal a pressed dextrose candy scab. Open the compartment, lick the candy, and reseal for licking later!"
posted by Mark Feigenson at 12:19 AM
3 Comments:
I admire the ingenuity.
Mark, Mark, this is only the beginning, my friend:
http://candyaddict.com/blog/top-10-grossest-candies/
Thank you so much, nippleprint!!! That is AWESOME. My favorite is the toilet with the powdered blue candy cum toilet cleanser, followed closely by the earwax candy with spoon. I succumb to your greatness... who are you?
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