One of the funniest things I've ever seen

can be found right here.

What the fuck IS this?

Once in a while, I come across an item on ebay that has me completely mentally defeated. This is one of those items. If you can tell me what this thing is, I owe you one. In addition to the pictures, I've even included the simple clear description: "NOMURA TN3-L AUTOMATIC BAG OPENER PURCHASED IN 2003 AND USED VERY LITTLE LIKE NEW AND READY TO GO TO WORK INCLUDES ALL CONTROLS, AND WORK PLATFORM ITEM WILL SHIP WITH ALL MANUALS AND ORIGINAL DOCUMENTS." Okay, it's a bag opener. I can read. I still don't know what that actually means. Someone, somewhere, shed some light on this.