Spam at its lowest #3

Back for some more spam reporting. My secondary email address has again overflowed with nearly 1,600 new emails in the past few weeks, pushing everything from Viagra (or rather, \/iaagra) to auto insurance to sex toys. Here's a sampling of the subject lines from the latest batch, with some commentary as indicated by [ and ].


*Online Mexican Pharmacy
[Pass. I don't even know how to respond to this one.]

*no job no money bad credit get a VISA CARD
[Remind me not to deposit my money in this particular bank.]

*Christian Homeowners, Rates Are Low Again
[And for all you Muslims, Jews and Buddhists, Rates Are Still Pretty High.]

*Want a watch as good as a Tag Heuer? Buy it here
[Wow, you guys have set the bar pretty high. No thanks, I'd like a watch that's better than a Tag Heuer.]

*You will be ready for sex every minute of your life with Soft Viagra.
[If I have to walk around with a boner permanently, that's gonna be a problem.]

*Asian swallows a horny stud
[So, she swallowed the whole guy?]

*Your 319.00 Check is ready.
[And we'll just need your credit card, social security number, and mother's maiden name to verify this.]

*She will be available for a date if you’re taking Viagra Soft Tabs!
[Ahh, remember when life was this simple?]

*Young lady teen masturbating in a park
[No, more likely homeless man masturbating in a park.]